Project Description

Jesus’ Abs

Director: Ethan Knecht

A HARDCORE routine! This documentary is NO JOKE! Do we kill our sixpack or get a killer sixpack with this one?

▸ for lower abs, upper abs & side abs
▸ advanced level midlife crisis
▸ 100% suitable for non-believers

1. Make sure to keep your LOWER BACK flat while watching.
2. Make sure to tilt your pelvis & activate your lower abs if you are becoming increasingly uncomfortable while watching.
3. THINK ABOUT JESUS’ ABS. It’s about the spiritual muscle connection!